February 2012
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me: you're really funny
me: thanks
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Dad: Dinner ready
Dad: Come watch the academy awards with us ...rich people complimenting rich people ..your future bosses
I just don’t know how I’m supposed to keep going on without him. The house feels so empty. I know some people might just see him as a cat, but Woody was more than that to me. And I know a lot of people call me “cat lady” or what have you, but I was more than just his cat lady. I’ve never had any siblings so he was like another member of the family. Today as I’ve...
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Fan: [Quietly, so the rest of the audience doesn't hear the question] What is your vocal range?
Chris: High? I’ve never measured it, but– I dunno, it’s pretty wide, I think.
Fans: WHAT?! What was the question?!
Chris: My vocal range! ...Oh, that could’ve been awkward.
HEY SO NOBODY LOVES ME IT’S PRETTY GREAT
notre dame?
dancewhale:
more like notre daaaayum
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also im convinced that the 2006/2007 cast was the best cast to ever exist
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also if anyone ever wants to get me the perfect gift buy me the first three seasons of parks and recreation. yeah that’d be pretty great
I told my dad that I want to marry someone just like Bill Hader and he was down with it
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if there's one thing i have to say about...
all my bitches love me
onehannahnguyen:
I’m
for you
well… theres hannah for you ahahha
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i wish people found me as amusing as i find myself. i cant figure out if that’s grammatically correct. it sounds weirder every time i say it.
